YoZone or BroZone?

I feel like this is the appropriate setting to vent about my feelings on YoZone. Let me preface this by saying that I have not yet been to every Frozen Yogurt establishment in Provo (which would be a nearly impossible feat) so I am by no means the authority on the subject; however, I do wish to offer my opinion.

My "beef" with YoZone includes the following:

1. Absolutely No Parking - I have been to YoZone at least 10-12 times and I can only remember actually parking in the parking lot maybe twice. What kind business are they trying to run? There are potentially 3-4 spots to go to YoZone and I would bet at least one of those is taken by an employee because there is nowhere to park. Ridiculous! Customers have to risk getting towed nearly every trip to YoZone

2. Too Small - I did not realize this on my first visit, but I now comprehend how inadequate the eating area is. Each time I visit YoZone I feel like people are walking all over and are waiting to take my seat, and I detest being rushed while savoring fro-yo.

3. Bro Central- In case you haven't noticed YoZone is located right underneath one of the three "Bro Factories" in Provo. Bad news. I will elaborate on the term "Bro" another day, now is not the time. It sufficeth to say YoZone is crawling with Bros.

Alright, I don't abhor YoZone. The first time I ever experienced Frozen Yogurt was at YoZone, so I cannot be to hard on the birthplace of my froyo cravings. I am not pretentious and I don't think that I am above going to YoZone; I am simply trying to point out some of the flaws I have found with the venue. BroZone just ain't my first choice.

Insert clever sign off here.

Brock